And I don't just mean that extra shot of Fireball in your cocktail. (Or your coffee... this is a judgement-free zone).
Whether you're an introvert who prefers canceling plans to making them, or a gifted profanitizer who can string four-letter words together like Clark W. Griswold strings lights, you were a creative muse for this inspired collection of season's greetings.
All sales benefit animal welfare organizations that provide love to abused, neglected and homeless animals - so stock up and show the world you're still Master and Commander of that most ancient form of communication :