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Deck the Halls Motherf*ckers Holiday Cards - Set of 8
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I have friends - and I'm sure you do, too - that start the holiday countdown in September and are like HELL YEAH, MUTHAFUCKAS! 100 DAYS TIL CHRISTMAS! SHITTER'S FULL! HALLELUJAH HOLY SHIT WHERE'S THE TYLENOL?!
While I am not those people, some of those people are my people. And I love them all. And I celebrate them and their extreme holiday enthusiasm with this card. (And also my Ungrateful Asshole Cat, Milo, who is the Destroyer of Worlds and the main reason we can't have nice things).
Inside reads :
It's time to
Deck the Halls,
motherf*ckers
While I am not those people, some of those people are my people. And I love them all. And I celebrate them and their extreme holiday enthusiasm with this card. (And also my Ungrateful Asshole Cat, Milo, who is the Destroyer of Worlds and the main reason we can't have nice things).
Inside reads :
It's time to
Deck the Halls,
motherf*ckers
Set of 8 cards designed by Yours Truly and printed right here in the US of A.
100% recycled stock - which means paper inclusions and tiny flecks are part of the repurposed charm. (We all retain bits and pieces of our former selves as we evolve and change, don't we)? A6 size cards (4.5 x 6.25) come with recycled brown kraft envelopes. Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to differences in screen settings and the controlled chaos of the printing process.
This purchase supports animal welfare charities that provide love to abused, neglected and homeless animals.
"Compassion is an action word with no boundaries" - Prince { rest his glorious, majestic, purple soul }
100% recycled stock - which means paper inclusions and tiny flecks are part of the repurposed charm. (We all retain bits and pieces of our former selves as we evolve and change, don't we)? A6 size cards (4.5 x 6.25) come with recycled brown kraft envelopes. Colors may vary slightly from what you see on your screen due to differences in screen settings and the controlled chaos of the printing process.
This purchase supports animal welfare charities that provide love to abused, neglected and homeless animals.
"Compassion is an action word with no boundaries" - Prince { rest his glorious, majestic, purple soul }